No Loo at Newbridge Station!
Newbridge Rail an automated Station
No drips, no leaks, no flushing water
Robot run, in perfect order
Visitors welcome, but
No foreign wee or poo upon arrival
It’s to ensure our survival
Pensioners we take for free
A wee trip to Tipperary or Killarney
Or perhaps a tourist day in Blarney
For motorway stops
We give no hoot
They take you off your route
Leave the car at home
Take a luxury train instead
It gives more time in bed
Facilities on the run
We’ll get you there on time
Regular and sublime.
A final word, to those
Who work in Newbridge Station
Bursting for a leak
Use your imagination!
Tom Ryan
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